Hey, you’re now too old to/for...
1. Wearing headbands, head-to-toe pink, and cheerleader skirts...
2. Thinking of your high school boyfriend as the one who got away
3. Wearing holiday-themed outfits, like pastels and bows on Easter and red and green plaid on Christmas (unless you are Catherine and wear red and green plaid year-round)
4. Putting up posters with tape or thumbtacks instead of frames
5. Attending concerts featuring anyone who wasn’t born by the year you started college (i.e., Justin Bieber) unless you are escorting a much younger family member
6. Owning teddy bears and other stuffed animals, unless you have one (singular!) that is left over from your childhood that holds a lot of sentimental value
7. Subscribing to teen magazines, unless you work as a writer specializing in teen issues
8. Spending more than one hour on the phone with a friend, unless she truly is in a crisis or you haven’t talked to her in over a year and need to catch up
9. Laying out in the sun without sunscreen
10. Sitting on anyone’s lap, unless you’re trying to fit five people in a taxi that sits four
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