The Halloween tramp: Any Y-chromosome-bearing individual shouldn't need help spotting the Halloween tramp, but on the off chance some of you don't get out much, just look for a short skirt and thigh-high stockings.
The Disney character: To fit in this category, this princess must be the nontrampy variety -- a Disney character. This girl is sure to be sweet, but possibly a little shy. Don't count on her making the first move, even if you are doing your best imitation of a firefighter calendar cover. You'll do better if you attempt to sweep her off her feet. After all, she may be looking for her happily ever after and you could be her Prince Charming.
The zombie: Any woman in a gory costume is qualified to fit into this category. Don't overlook her. This girl has real potential. She's clearly confident and fun (she went ahead and uglied herself up for the party, all in the name of getting in to the spirit of things). Don't automatically assume she's a tomboy either.
The group match: This girl is easy to spot because you'll swear you saw her before. You did, sort of. You'll see about 10 of her wearing the same costume. Girls dressed alike are going to be insecure (she wasn't brave enough to flaunt something on her own) and consequently very friend-dependent.
The couple match: She's taken. Move on.
The clever costume: If you find yourself chuckling when you see her costume, she's definitely in this category. Witty banter will abound with this one. Putting that much effort into a Halloween costume comes with a certain degree of obsessiveness. She has all the makings of a control freak. Proceed with caution.
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