Things it's OK to lie about!!!

HERE ARE 25 THINGS IT'S OK TO LIE ABOUT:

You know it's wrong to lie . . . but there are exceptions to EVERY rule. With that in mind, here's a list of 25 things it's OK to lie about.

#1.) The number of people you've slept with . . . plus or minus FIVE.

#2.) Whether or not you just washed your hands.

#3.) Whether the bags under your eyes are from partying your face off . . . or because you were up late finishing a book.

#4.) Whether you're "naturally" toned.

#5.) How much you paid for a ridiculously cheap piece of clothing.

#6.) How much you paid for a ridiculously expensive piece of clothing.

#7.) Whether you're excited to see some stupid new movie coming out.

#8.) That your favorite magazine is actually "The New Yorker" . . . and NOT "US Weekly".

#9.) That you can do a headstand in yoga class.

#10.) Whether you cooked the entire meal from scratch.

#11.) Your height and weight on your driver's license.

#12.) Whether your hair color is your natural color.

#13.) That you think "The Secret" changed your life.

#14.) Whether you really stayed at work a full hour after your boss left.

#15.) That you didn't just break wind.

#16.) That you don't know all the lyrics to "I'll Make Love to You" by BOYZ II MEN.

#17.) That you floss every day.

#18.) That you never look at your ex's Facebook profile.

#19.) How you really feel about your friend's spouse.

#20.) How you really feel about the sweater your grandma gave you for Christmas.

#21.) That you always recycle.

#22.) That you only had one drink . . . because five drinks would have been excessive.

#23.) That your current spouse is the best sex of your life.

#24.) That you're not the jealous type.

#25.) That you read the entire newspaper . . . NOT just the Sports section. (CNN)