1. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
2. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
3. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
4. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
6. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
7. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake.
8. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
9. Women have total control over their eyebrows
10. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
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