Thanks to our friend Jane Davies for passing along these Wise Words for Women.
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. - I'm on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear - be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world - but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation - I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot - it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single, or married man - there is some woman tired of his bullsh*t!
13. Keep your chin up - only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles - it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right - she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
2 comments:
There are some great life lessons here Peter. I'm going to send this on to some ladies in my life who can appriciate the wisdom in the words.
Thanks for making my day. Being a woman is tuff enough, and even worse when you take is seriously.
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